what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
it’s not about your boobs ladies. it’s about what’s under your boobs. your lungs, because we are gonna be blazing a lot of kush and you need to keep up.
I pass both👏👏✌✌👌👌😹
my life.
My views on sexuality
- If you’re gay, that’s cool
- If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
- If you’re asexual, that’s cool
- If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
- If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
- If you’re straight, that’s cool
- If you’re not sure, that’s cool
- If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.
Super Mario Cat
OMG I NEEDED THIS
I’d rather of gone for him.
Wouldn’t it be nice if things could just stay the same?
Oh yeah that’s right, impossible.
- mom: wake up
- me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
Appropriate as fuck.